A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but... "Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch." The man perks up at this.
"So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
The man agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?" "I have," says the man.
This is sort of an over flow for Woodsterman. This blog is meant to be silly and without purpose. Please don't come here if you want to spend endless time reading. You should be able to get through this blog with little more than a minute a day.Please check out the older posts.Most of the photos can be made larger by clicking on them.
And again this blog is not meant to offend, but it might.
The photo of "Woodsterman" epitomizes me ... "a patriotic dirty old man".
And, as tradition would have it, I don't like leaving the sidebar blank ... and it's wide enough for videos now too .... enjoy !
I was told that this site could intimidate the ladies with the half dressed girls on the sidebar. I'm trying to rectify that now ... so enjoy ladies. The post next to this is a great place to leave a comment.
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