Saturday, October 30, 2010

Monday, October 25, 2010

It's Just A LIne On A Map ...

Oh, but if you stay there, anything can happen.
Maybe a bleeding heart actress will pick you
up. She'll take you to her home and feed and
care for you ... or she'll hire you to weed her
garden and let the tax payers care for you. I'll
bet the latter is closest to the truth.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Woodsterman's Famous

Well I like to think so ....

Thursday, October 7, 2010

A Blond Joke tha malcontent Style ...

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house? That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'

The man replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'

Later that day, the blond came to the door to collect her money.

'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.

'Yes', the blond replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.

'And by the way,' the blond added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.