A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house? That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The man replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
Later that day, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes', the blond replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.
'And by the way,' the blond added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.
This is sort of an over flow for Woodsterman. This blog is meant to be silly and without purpose. Please don't come here if you want to spend endless time reading. You should be able to get through this blog with little more than a minute a day.Please check out the older posts.Most of the photos can be made larger by clicking on them.
And again this blog is not meant to offend, but it might.
The photo of "Woodsterman" epitomizes me ... "a patriotic dirty old man".
And, as tradition would have it, I don't like leaving the sidebar blank ... and it's wide enough for videos now too .... enjoy !
I was told that this site could intimidate the ladies with the half dressed girls on the sidebar. I'm trying to rectify that now ... so enjoy ladies. The post next to this is a great place to leave a comment.
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