A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house? That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The man replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
Later that day, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes', the blond replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.
'And by the way,' the blond added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house? That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The man replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
Later that day, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes', the blond replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.
'And by the way,' the blond added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.
6 comments:
That was great, Odie!! LOL!
Thank Mal, Teresa, he left it at Woodsterpen and I just had to repost it here. Thanks for noticing Woodsterman Too is open.
Not so dumb after all. She waited until after he handed her the 50....
An a serious note. I find that for some reason people way underestimate blonds 'intelegence'. I don't know why?
Wink.
BTW I finally checked out the desiner Template function. Worked. Got to play with it some more.
Splash, I sent you an email.
Made me laugh! Thanks
Stopsign, always glad to help.
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