A Woman with two really big boobs..
JUST WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING???????????????
JUST WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING???????????????
9 hours ago
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
BABY DUCKS
Three women die together in an accident and
go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter
says, 'We only have one rule
here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
there are ducks all over the place. It is almost
impossible not to step on a duck, and
although they try their best to avoid them,
the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man
she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together
and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly
man! ' The next day, the second woman steps
accidentally on a duck and along comes
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him
is another extremely ugly man. He chains them
together with the same admonishment as for the
first woman. The third woman has observed all
this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY
careful where she steps. She manages to go
months without stepping on any ducks, but
one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most
handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ....
very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter
says, 'We only have one rule
here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
there are ducks all over the place. It is almost
impossible not to step on a duck, and
although they try their best to avoid them,
the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man
she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together
and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly
man! ' The next day, the second woman steps
accidentally on a duck and along comes
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him
is another extremely ugly man. He chains them
together with the same admonishment as for the
first woman. The third woman has observed all
this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY
careful where she steps. She manages to go
months without stepping on any ducks, but
one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most
handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ....
very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without
saying a word.The happy woman says,
'I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says, 'I don't know about you,
but I stepped on a duck.
saying a word.The happy woman says,
'I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says, 'I don't know about you,
but I stepped on a duck.
A Salesman
A salesman is driving toward home in Northern
Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking.
Because the trip had been long and quiet,
he stops the car and the Navajo man
climbs in.
During their small talk, the Navajo man glances
surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat
between them.
"If you're wondering what's in the bag," offers
the salesman,"it's a bottle of wine. I got it
for my wife."
The Navajo man is silent for awhile, nods several
times and says, "Good trade."
Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking.
Because the trip had been long and quiet,
he stops the car and the Navajo man
climbs in.
During their small talk, the Navajo man glances
surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat
between them.
"If you're wondering what's in the bag," offers
the salesman,"it's a bottle of wine. I got it
for my wife."
The Navajo man is silent for awhile, nods several
times and says, "Good trade."
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, generously took time out of her busy schedule to
demonstrate the exact reason House and Senate Democrats are bumbling.
It would appear that most are able to aptly view the backside of their tonsils as
demonstrated by her photo in the House of Representatives Ladies’ Lounge:
Monday, August 10, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
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