Meet the enemy below ....
You must vote !!!
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
It's Just A LIne On A Map ...
Oh, but if you stay there, anything can happen.
Maybe a bleeding heart actress will pick you
up. She'll take you to her home and feed and
care for you ... or she'll hire you to weed her
garden and let the tax payers care for you. I'll
bet the latter is closest to the truth.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
A Blond Joke tha malcontent Style ...
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house? That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The man replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
Later that day, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes', the blond replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.
'And by the way,' the blond added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house? That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The man replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
Later that day, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes', the blond replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.
'And by the way,' the blond added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
I Am America by Krista Branch
I first saw this at Teresamerica, and she got it from,
and they got it from, and he got it from .....
It made it to Glen Beck and now here because I
can't stop listening to it. I embedded it above
so I could make larger. It's on YouTube and iTunes
for sale. I feel it needs to be bought, embedded, and
PLAYED!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
Bumper Stickers Are Fun .... He's Back
Woodsterman Too needs to help out once in awhile.
Let's have some more bumper sticker fun ...
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Don't Forget Earth Hour ...
I'm celebrating by turning ALL my lights on
and running my power tools in the shop ...
stupid Libs.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
THE LIE DETECTOR
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get
him to change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was
about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned
home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?"
"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?"
asked John.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,"
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,"
said Tommy.
The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking
The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking
him completely out of his chair.
"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
really were after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy..
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him,
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy..
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him,
knocking him off his chair.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
"I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age,
"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age,
I never lied to my parents."
The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that
The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that
nearly knocked him out of his chair...
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,
"Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with
Tommy. After all, he is your son!" The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
WILLY ...
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the
freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...
"Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is,
your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance
compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new
willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing
is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."
The man perks up at this.
"So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want.
But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you
had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might
be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only
to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's
important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
The man agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you
spoken with your wife?"
"I have," says the man.
"And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite countertops."
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the
freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...
"Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is,
your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance
compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new
willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing
is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."
The man perks up at this.
"So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want.
But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you
had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might
be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only
to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's
important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
The man agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you
spoken with your wife?"
"I have," says the man.
"And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite countertops."
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