tha malcontent Left Another Zinger Over at Woodsterman

I almost forgot to tell you this important news:
A friend of mine just started his own business.

He manufactures landmines that look like
Muslim prayer mats.

It's doing well.
He says prophets are going through the roof.

Thanks Mal (Link) 

It's Pearl Harbor Day

It's Veterans Day

It's Never Too Early ...

Well, you know how I love to play with these

banners. Here's my newest attempt at political

wishing. The idea is not mine, but the art work

is. I would be honored if you would steal this

and spread it around. Click to enlarge.

VOTE TODAY !!!

Meet the enemy below ....

You must vote !!!

It's Just A LIne On A Map ...

Oh, but if you stay there, anything can happen.

Maybe a bleeding heart actress will pick you

up. She'll take you to her home and feed and

care for you ... or she'll hire you to weed her

garden and let the tax payers care for you. I'll

bet the latter is closest to the truth.

Common Sense Versus No Sense

NUFF SAID !

Woodsterman's Famous

Well I like to think so ....

A Blond Joke tha malcontent Style ...

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house? That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'

The man replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'

Later that day, the blond came to the door to collect her money.

'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.

'Yes', the blond replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.

'And by the way,' the blond added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.

Hat Tip to tha malcontent

I Am America by Krista Branch

I first saw this at Teresamerica, and she got it from,

and they got it from, and he got it from .....

It made it to Glen Beck and now here because I

can't stop listening to it. I embedded it above

so I could make larger. It's on YouTube and iTunes

for sale. I feel it needs to be bought, embedded, and

PLAYED!

Hey you in California, it's time to bounce

Barbara "Don't Call Me Ma'am" Boxer

to the curb ! 

Link to our next senator ~ Carly Fiorina

Bumper Stickers Are Fun .... He's Back

Woodsterman Too needs to help out once in awhile.

Let's have some more bumper sticker fun ...