Sunday, January 3, 2010

OUR DOLLAR !!!

WILL THE DOLLAR FALL??

I posted this because I know you're interested in finance.

TO MY FINANCIALLY FOCUSED FRIENDS

The  Question of the Day is... 

Will  the Dollar fall or not?

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The Key to Financial Survival is to be a Tight Ass!

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Traffic Jam

Snowmobile trail closed due to traffic jam.
 



Friday, January 1, 2010

Please Call Before You Dig

As some of you know, I worked for
the telephone company for 30 years.
On all of our underground plant and
signs near by was this plea, "Please 
Call Before You Dig." All underground
utilities post these signs. Can you 
imagine if someone hit an underground
power line ?

 
 
  
 


Poor dumb bear can't read
Smokey was a smoking ...

Thursday, December 31, 2009

And You Thought It Was Safe To Return To Walmart ... #4


 I'm afraid there's a matching pair in the front...and there's no bra holding them up either!
 

It was the cleanest I had ... so I'll show it off a bit.


I'm so used to the big girls, this one came as a shock.
At least her hair ribbon matches.


Again many thanks and Hat Tips to:



Wednesday, December 30, 2009

And You Thought It Was Safe To Return To Walmart ... #3


 Show off that G-string, Baaaaabay! Two butt cheeks shakin' like craaaazy!
 

It's either a horrible trick, or a disgusting treat.
 

Hola! Bienvenidos a McDonalds en Wal-Mart. Te gustaria tomar una siesta?
Ya, what he said ... 

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

And You Thought It Was Safe To Return To Walmart ... #2


  Winter clothes checklist: hoody, obnoxious fur boots, booty thong….check, check, and check.
   
Now to find something that goes with a tramp stamp and under-cheeks.  

 

I know you want to stop looking but can't...It's like a car wreck, it's tragic, 
but you can't stop looking.


Who wouldn't look good in a schoolgirl outfit? See above

 
Excuse me, Ma'am, but automotive can fix that spare tire in a jiffy!
I have to add, she looks great in her husbands jeans. 

Monday, December 28, 2009

And You Thought It Was Safe To Return To Walmart ... #1

Hat tip to two people for these ...



  Oh, those boots look like they’re made for more than just walking when you pair 
them with  those gold spandex….shazaam But hey, it's a fun couple thing!

 Pilgrims look differently in 2009. He needs to loosen those suspenders a tad so
   
his voice would be lower!

 

He's a little pretentious crowning himself Wal-Mart Worldwide Wrestling Champion,
   but it wouldn't take much to dethrone him.

 

 Ever wonder where the expression, "colder than a witch's tit" came from?



Sunday, December 27, 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Grinch








THE ITALIAN SECRET FOR A LONG MARRIAGE

At  St. Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husbands  
marriage seminar. At the session last week, the priest asked 
Giuseppe,who was approaching his 50th wedding  anniversary, 
to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had 
managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.  

Giuseppe  replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've 
a-tried to  treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but 
besta of  alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the  25th anniversary!

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe,  you are an amazing 

inspiration to all the husbands here!  Please tell us what 
you are planning for your wife for  your 50th anniversary?

Giuseppe proudly replied,  'I'm agonna go get  her.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Apple does it again....


Apple  announced today that it has developed a breast 
implant  that can store and play music. 
The iTit will cost from  $499 to $699, 
depending on cup and speaker size. This is  
considered a  major social breakthrough, 
because women are always complaining 
about men staring at their breasts and not  
listening to them.