Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
It's Never Too Early ...
Well, you know how I love to play with these
banners. Here's my newest attempt at political
wishing. The idea is not mine, but the art work
is. I would be honored if you would steal this
and spread it around. Click to enlarge.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
It's Just A LIne On A Map ...
Oh, but if you stay there, anything can happen.
Maybe a bleeding heart actress will pick you
up. She'll take you to her home and feed and
care for you ... or she'll hire you to weed her
garden and let the tax payers care for you. I'll
bet the latter is closest to the truth.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
A Blond Joke tha malcontent Style ...
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house? That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The man replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
Later that day, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes', the blond replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.
'And by the way,' the blond added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house? That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The man replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
Later that day, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes', the blond replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.
'And by the way,' the blond added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
I Am America by Krista Branch
I first saw this at Teresamerica, and she got it from,
and they got it from, and he got it from .....
It made it to Glen Beck and now here because I
can't stop listening to it. I embedded it above
so I could make larger. It's on YouTube and iTunes
for sale. I feel it needs to be bought, embedded, and
PLAYED!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
Bumper Stickers Are Fun .... He's Back
Woodsterman Too needs to help out once in awhile.
Let's have some more bumper sticker fun ...
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Don't Forget Earth Hour ...
I'm celebrating by turning ALL my lights on
and running my power tools in the shop ...
stupid Libs.
Friday, March 5, 2010
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