Sunday, July 26, 2009

Charleston, WV Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kanawha River just west of the Patrick Street Bridge.

The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

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