Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Ikea Purchases General Motors

Ikea announced today that it will take over GM. This unexpected purchase caught everyone off guard, but analysts in New York quickly indicated that Ikea's fresh approach to marketing and manufacturing may be the best solution for the giant auto maker to cut the huge costs and overhead, which it has endured
over the past few years.

For further information on the prospectus, turn to page 14 in the 2009 Summer Ikea catalog!

When you purchase your next car, you most definitely will need a screwdriver. And to facilitate the global market, the assembly manual is now printed in 23 languages.

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