Thursday, March 4, 2010


John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual 
gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get 
him to change.

One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. 
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was
about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned 
home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" 
asked John.

"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," 
said Tommy.

The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking 
him completely out of his chair.

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you 
really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy..

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, 
knocking him off his chair.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 
"I am sorry I lied.  We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, 
I never lied to my parents."

The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that 
nearly knocked him out of his chair...

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 
"Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with 
Tommy. After all, he is your son!"

The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.


Opus #6 said...

Pretty violent, Odie. But who can blame a robot. Blame the programmers!

Opus #6 said...

The kids and I are going skiing on Saturday, btw. Can you let your chip-friend know? Thanks!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Violent Opie ???? Nah. I told Mr. Chip, so you need to keep an eye out for him. He said you'll know him right away ... look for the red hat.