GLOBALIZATION

       Finally !   a  definition of globalization that  I  can understand

 and to which I now can relate:

     Question:  What  is the truest definition of Globalization?

       Answer:   Princess Diana's death.

       Question:   How come?

       Answer :   An English princess with an    

Egyptian boyfriend 

crashes in a French tunnel,     

driving a German  car

       with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian

who was drunk on Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you 

change the spelling),

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by a Canadian,

using American Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your 

computer, that uses Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

  transported by Indian truck drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

  unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals…

That, my friends,  is Globalization.