So, That's What Happened ....

This is a good example of “little things matter.”

BOAT DELIVERY WAS ON TIME

65' custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 staterooms,

a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation,

twin supercharged diesel engines, etc.

$4,500,000.00

Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and

music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owners' and a small group of friends.

$500.00

Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging complete with faulty turnbuckle.

$2,500/hour

 

(Note the guy in the stern!)

Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate

Representatives just prior to 'inking' the final paperwork.....

PRICELESS! 

So, how was your day...?

New Truck

MY NEW TRUCK

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama and played “Hail to the Chief’

Damn I love this truck...

Yes Officer ?

Peddle like mad ...

Now that is fast !

Great Poster

I have some of these posters I'll be mixing in.

I can hear it at the door ... excuse me please.

The Girls Love To "Find The Woodsterman"

Please indulge a very busy Woodsterman.

I'm doing year end bookkeeping.

Click on the Dust'n Lint logo if you're curious.

The One Is Divine - He Forgives

As we catch up to our

friends in Washington ...

Oh don't you worry ... Harry has a message for us.

Woodsterman Fights ObamaCare ...

U.S. Government refuses to pay

for this X-ray ... drops the 

whole idea of ObamaCare

It's not Hard To "Find The Woodsterman"

This is how we clear snow

in the Sierra Nevada Mountains.

 Happy Global Warming Everyone !

One More Time "Find The Woodsterman"

It feels great being this T-shirt !

Anticipation !

The anxious crowd awaits

the unveiling of the

Barack Obama Presidential Statue

 

Ah, s*it on it !

Let's Play "Find The Woodsterman" Again

Oh my, He just keeps ending up

in the craziest places.

Just a part of "bad" history.

Let's Play "Find The Woodsterman"

OK kids where's woodsterman ?

OK that's not really me, but

he and I think alike.

I 

thought

I 

would 

add ...

GO GREEN!!  RECYCLE CONGRESS !!!

Expensive History Continued

This is the 11 most expensive catastrophes 

in history continued. 

Presenting number 7 through 11.

Well what were you voters expecting,

someone to hold your hand and 

ease you into this information ?

Expensive History

I'll Bring you six today and five tomorrow ....

 

Tomorrow we'll start with #7 and 

end with the most expensive catastrophe.