Obama, "It's Bush's Fault !"

How is this for nostalgia?

Remember when Ronald Reagan was president.

We also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash...

Now we have Obama and no Hope and no

Cash.  

Listening ?

 This man, 73,

 is wearing a protective flap
over his ear while
Joe Biden,  Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi addressed the Veterans of  Foreign Wars

Where can I get one of those ?

The New Motto At Woodsterman Too Again

Live long enough to be a REAL

concern to your kids:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why should it be any different for Woodsterman ?

The New Motto At Woodsterman Too

Live long enough to be a REAL

concern to your kids:

 

 

 

 

 

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

 Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,

locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. 

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family…..

What
do
you do?

...............................................................

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him

that would inspire
him to attack?

Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day

and make this a happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends

for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's
Answer: 

BANG!


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Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click...... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!

Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that thing to the Taxidermist!'

Password

During a recent password audit at a company, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"


When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Lonely ...

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:


HUSBAND WANTED:-

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME,

MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

 The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! '
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed?'

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'Rang the doorbell, didn't I?'

Art Gallery

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring
at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted
three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures
had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willy

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting
the painting and offered his personal assessment. He went on for over
half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of
African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

'In fact', he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink willy
 also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by men
in contemporary society'.

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said,
'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator
 of the gallery?' asked the couple.

'Because I'm the one, who painted the picture,' he replied. 'In fact, there are no
 African Americans depicted at all'.

'They're just three Irish coal miners.  The guy in the middle went home for lunch!'

Thoughts On Waterboarding

I miss the good old days ...

How about you ?

Take This If You Want It ...

Marriage

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast
Table one lazy Sunday morning.

I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly,
I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?"
She asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry,
And I don't want some asshole using my stuff..."

She looked at me and said:
"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

IT'S OBAMA'S FAULT !

I've been wanting to say that for a long time.

Massachusetts, help me say it tomorrow !

You Need To Establish Your Priorities...

Some things are just more important.

SHOOT! SHOOT!!!

You can always sh!t later.

One Day Left To See What We're Made Of

This is an example of two 

diametrically opposite candidates.

Can you pick out the HAPPY rally ?

Thank you Opie for the idea and inspiration.

Oh, and the photos too.

Hat Tip to you at MAinfo