The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast
Table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly,
I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?"
She asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry,
And I don't want some asshole using my stuff..."
She looked at me and said:
"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
Table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly,
I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?"
She asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry,
And I don't want some asshole using my stuff..."
She looked at me and said:
"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
6 comments:
LOL!
Hey, those chip n duds are cute, fun-loving guys. Great pic!
Opie ... Good stuff huh.
Shot Opie, it's more fun when you are annoyed by Chip'n Dud.
They were funny!
No, we don't like annoying chip n dud's
only cute ones.
Bunni, you and Opie have different tastes, so it's a balancing act to post Chip'n Dud.
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