The New GM

The New GM and the new GM car.

 

The new GM proudly introduces the 2010 “Obama”....

This vehicle is a hybrid...it runs on both hot air and horse shit.

"You Might Be A Redneck"

This was sent to me, and I gladly post it here !

Those of you who know me know I am in favor of a good time and 

a joke. I am also pretty much a serious person in some respects. 

I saw this on another group, and felt it expressed some of my 

core beliefs, and hopefully some of yours too. 

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a 

reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, 

family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists

who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back 

me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks 

are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, 

pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem....

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend

If you got this email from me, it's because I believe that you,

like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to 

have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email... 

Keep the fire burning, redneck friend. IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM! "IN GOD WE TRUST" 

GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. 

  

 

Walmart Fashion Sense #5

Taking a break from the Big Top. (Must've come over with Sigfried and Roy.)

Hot pink is not a slimming color, especially if it is cutting off circulation to the rest of 

your body. The blue shoes are a nice offset aren't they? If you look closely, you can see 

what I hope is underwear crammed up in there. (Didn't want you to miss that.)

Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate, application for adoption. 

Each sold separately.

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Woodsterman Sings The Blues ... OR

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

Walmart Fashion Sense #4

Nothing oozes class like this outfit. I guess I should take the one I bought my wife back. 

At least the suspenders seem to be holding. 

You'd be licking your lips too if you were lucky enough to be that close to this guys junk.

As a male, the first thing that comes to my mind is awesome. But  believe it or not, some
people might find this inappropriate attire for shopping online---let alone in public.

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Walmart Fashion Sense #3

I didn't know Siegfried and Roy shopped Walmart! (Nice mullet in progress on the kid.)

Gay look completed by the frilly pink socks.

I gotta stop dropping acid. Those shorts could not get any tighter or shorter. 

I can see his sperm count dropping.

"Can you make it look like a raccoon's on my head?", he asks his barber.

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Walmart Fashion Sense #2

It looks like a black hole sucking in everything around it.

Not at any time of day, any day, any week, any month, or any year, 

has this outfit ever been a good idea. 

I like skulls. I like wearing skulls. I like killing animals and gluing their 

skulls onto my hats. Ill probably never get laid.

Looks like someone needs a little sensitivity training.

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Walmart Fashion Sense #1

Sorry about this, but just wanted to help 

keep you up on the latest fashion trends.

I have a full head of hair, but I want people to think that Im bald.
So I dyed the top of my head like a bad toupee. Perfect. Nailed it perfectly

Is anyone else absolutely shocked that there would be wrestling outside of a Walmart?
I guess the parking lot wasn't big enough for a N A SC A R. event.

How do you say Miss, your outfit is a little too tight in one area? 

Be still, my heart! Of course for those of you that

have seen your favorite blog host ... He should talk, huh.

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In Honor of Coming Attractions ...

Yes I'm bringing a new Walmart Fashion Collection to light.

In honor of that, I have a photo below of a Walmart shopper

and a homeless person. Can you tell which is which?

Actually, as a summit went on in San Francisco with two

of our favorite conservative bloggers, there was another

summit going on in Orange County. This is further proof

that silly and conservative can get along just fine. To find

out who this lovely lady is with your silly woodsterman

click below ... 

Smart, Pretty, and a good little shopper too.