Wednesday, August 12, 2009


Three women die together in an accident and
go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter
says, 'We only have one rule

here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
there are ducks
all over the place. It is almost
impossible not to step on
a duck, and
although they try their best to avoid them,

the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man
she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together
and says, 'Your punishment
for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this
man! ' The next day, the second woman steps

accidentally on a duck and along comes
St. Peter,
who doesn't miss a thing. With him
is another extremely
ugly man. He chains them
together with the same
admonishment as for the
first woman. The third woman
has observed all
this and, not wanting to be chained for

all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY
careful where
she steps. She manages to go
months without stepping
on any ducks, but
one day St. Peter comes up to her
with the most
handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ....

very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without
saying a word.The happy woman says,
'I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says, 'I don't know about you,
but I stepped on a duck.

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