Chuckle for Today

While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous
and does not use a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he
wakes one morning to find his penis covered with
bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he
immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never
having seen anything like this before, orders some
tests and tells the man to return in two days for the
results. The man returns a couple of days later and
the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've
contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
unheard of here, we know very little about it.'
The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well,
give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'
The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known
cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.'
The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want
a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Well, it's
your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is
your only choice.' The next day, the man seeks out
a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more
about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines
his penis and proclaims,
'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'
The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already
know that but what can we do? My American
doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs.
'Stupid Amelican docttah, always want to opawate.
Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!'
Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.
'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'wait two weeks.
Fall off by itself!'