Sunday, January 24, 2010

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

 Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,

locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. 


You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family…..
What
do
you do?


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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:















Democrat's
Answer
:


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?


Have I ever done anything to him

that would inspire
him to attack?

Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day

and make this a happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends
for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's
Answer:
 



BANG!


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Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click...... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!

Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that thing to the Taxidermist!'




8 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

I guess I'm a redneck, go figure, Odie!
That was funny.
Did you see obumbles has come out of the closet?
I have video proof!

Teresa said...

I think I fit into the redneck category too. This is not about talking to the terrorists nicely and negotiating with them like Democrats would have us do, but about life and death. And, this is applicable to our military fighting wars. The left needs to shut the hell up because their attempting to think hurts and even kills people.

innominatus said...

I'm a dirt-poor redneck. Ammo is expensive these days, so I'd have to settle for two to the chest and one to the head. Then I'd have the family scrounge around in the bushes to find the empty brass!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, you little redneck you, and thank you helping O'sweetness out of the closet.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, If I travel anywhere, I want you by my side. You'll keep me safe from the terrorists ... you redneck you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I've been saving all of my brass from the range, innominatus. Would some 357 mag help out ?

Snarky Basterd said...

Damn rednecks. Always wasting perfectly good ammo. A Republican always uses precisely as many rounds as the job requires.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Snarky, You're not thinking of the sport of it.