Thursday, January 21, 2010

Art Gallery

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring
at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted
three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures
had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willy

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting
the painting and offered his personal assessment. He went on for over
half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of
African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

'In fact', he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink willy
 also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by men
in contemporary society'.

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said,
'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator
 of the gallery?' asked the couple.

'Because I'm the one, who painted the picture,' he replied. 'In fact, there are no
 African Americans depicted at all'.

'They're just three Irish coal miners.  The guy in the middle went home for lunch!'


Opus #6 said...

Lunch is my favorite meal of the day.

Snarky Basterd said...

I really hope someday to hear a museum curator utter the word "willy." I think I'll die laughing right there if I do.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

At home or out Opie?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Snarky ..... WILLY !

Amusing Bunni said...

They couldn't have been the african's, because obummer failed lunch! bwwwahhhhhaaa

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, it's Bush's fault ... he only got a "C".