Saturday, January 16, 2010

New Truck


MY NEW TRUCK

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama and played “Hail to the Chief’

Damn I love this truck...

6 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

Smart truck, WAY smarter than the asshats who voted for hussein. Have a fun weekend, Odie!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, it's two days of football ... I'll be in heaven.

Snarky Basterd said...

My truck would have pulled up Dennis Leary's song, Asshole ... since it's already streaming in my head.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Damn Snarky, look what you're missing.

Opus #6 said...

Did your teams do OK? How did it go?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

My team didn't make the playoffs, but the teams won that should have won, Opie.