Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Texas Gun Control




MARCH 5th, 2009


Last Thursday Night Around Midnight,

A Woman From Houston, Texas Was Arrested,

Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter

For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back

As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.


The Following Monday Morning,

The Woman Was Called In Front Of The

Arraignment Judge, Sworn In,

And Asked To Explain Her Actions.


The Woman Replied,

"I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop

For About 15 Minutes, Waiting For The

Bus To Take Me Home After Work.

I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe...


I Was There Alone,

So I Had My Right Hand On My Pistol,

That Was In My Purse, That Was Hung

Over My Left Shoulder.


All Of A Sudden I Was Being

Spun Around Hard To My Left.

As I Caught My Balance, I Saw A Man

Running Away From Me With My Purse.


I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I Saw

That My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly

Around My Pistol.

The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud,

"No Way Punk! Your Not Stealing My

Pay Check And Tips."


I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol

At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse,

And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!


When Asked By The Arraignment Judge,

"Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times?


The Woman Replied Under Oath,

"Because, When I Pulled The Trigger Of

My Pistol The 7th Time, It Only Went Click."


The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges.

And She Was Back At Work,

At The Cafe, The Next Day!

Now that's Gun Control....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Don't mess with a working gal's tips.