Saturday, December 19, 2009


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of 
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the : 
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These mostly Southern boys will be dropped 
off into Afghanistan and will be given only the 
following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in 
Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

*Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.


Amusing Bunni said...

Woo Hoo, Go get em!
Hey I just noticed the new chip and dud! I like Barney, he's looking awfully fierce in that pic too.

Hope you didn't get too much snow, Odie.
I was shoveling, very wet and heavy, ick.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Can't beat Barney for Mr. Chip'n Dud, Bunni. It looks like will be in Afghanistan shortly.

We got that wet ugly stuff about 4 days ago. It's been nice since.

Fuzzy Slippers said...

Bwa ha ha, I LOVE This!!