Friday, December 4, 2009

Christmas Season Opener..........

The First Christmas Joke (maybe) of 2009!


Three  men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at  the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season'  Saint Peter said,  'You must each possess something  that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The  first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a  lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he  said.

'You may pass through the pearly  gates' Saint Peter said.

The  second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of  keys. He shook them and said, 'They're  bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the  pearly gates'.

The third man started searching  desperately through his pockets and  finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at  the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The man  replied, 'These are Carols..'


And So The Christmas Season Begins...


Amusing Bunni said...

OK, I didn't see that on the horizon!
You got me laughing.....Shame on you, Odie.

This is too funny, at my expense no less.
Well, what if I said that can't be true?
What if I went commando or somethin?
Just sayin.....hee hee.

I'm so glad I have 3 hell-hole free days! And al whore is taking it in the pocketbook! Super news.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Glad you were amused Bunni

Opus #6 said...

Yay for 3 days!

Good joke. ;-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I'm back. It only took 7 1/2 hours. I left at 5:00 AM and hit home at 12:30.

Opus #6 said...

Welcome back. I missed you. ;-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Good one Opie ... Stay tuned for a special Walmart #5. It will preview a couple of page regulars.