Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The man replied, 'These are Carols..'
This is sort of an over flow for Woodsterman. This blog is meant to be silly and without purpose. Please don't come here if you want to spend endless time reading. You should be able to get through this blog with little more than a minute a day.Please check out the older posts.Most of the photos can be made larger by clicking on them.
And again this blog is not meant to offend, but it might.
The photo of "Woodsterman" epitomizes me ... "a patriotic dirty old man".
And, as tradition would have it, I don't like leaving the sidebar blank ... and it's wide enough for videos now too .... enjoy !
I was told that this site could intimidate the ladies with the half dressed girls on the sidebar. I'm trying to rectify that now ... so enjoy ladies. The post next to this is a great place to leave a comment.
Mr. President, now you can tell the world what you really think of MSNBC.
tingle this down your leg.
This is Woodsterman's Artistic Side
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