Sunday, December 6, 2009

More Truth ...

There really is more truth here than most want to admit.

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

Lot of truth here!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it." 
 Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931


Snarky Basterd said...

That meme is one of the truest things getting emailed around.

But, really, man ... the ass-cheek dudes to the right need to go.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sorry Snarkster, The "dudes" get changed every Tuesday. Your section is below the Chips'n Duds.

Opus #6 said...

Great post. Snarky, I think Odie has fun jerking our chains w the grossest chip n duds he can find. Occasionally he messes up and puts up one that isn't so bad.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, it's my job to jerk chains. It's especially great when I can get Snarky.

Amusing Bunni said...

Great Post, Odie! I hate those liberal jerks even more after reading this, and that's saying something!

I agree, don't mess with our chip /n duds. One of these day's you'll get it with the video of the singing guys on woodsterman II...hee hee.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I'm still trying to get it "right", Bunni.

Fuzzy Slippers said...

Love this one, too, am sooooo stealing it! (with h/t of course)