Wednesday, December 23, 2009


At  St. Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husbands  
marriage seminar. At the session last week, the priest asked 
Giuseppe,who was approaching his 50th wedding  anniversary, 
to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had 
managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.  

Giuseppe  replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've 
a-tried to  treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but 
besta of  alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the  25th anniversary!

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe,  you are an amazing 

inspiration to all the husbands here!  Please tell us what 
you are planning for your wife for  your 50th anniversary?

Giuseppe proudly replied,  'I'm agonna go get  her.


Danish Pastry (Mrs) said...


I came upon your blog by way of BANNED.

Good Jokes!

Why don't you come over to Scotland and check out Sunrosa's Blogspot and even y very special take on the Kobnhavn World Central Heating Conference 2009


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thank you for stopping by, Danish Pastry. I visited you and Sunrosa. It was a very short visit, but I'll make it back soon.

Danish Pastry (Mrs) said...

Have a good Xmas and a Happy New Year

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Subrosa, your last post is a hoot.

subrosa said...

Love it Woodster. If I'd married that man he'd still be my husband. :) As it is I'm kind of allergic to marriage, mainly because it costs me too much money.

Strangely you usually only hear about the men who get ripped off ... lol

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thank you Subrosa, I enjoy having you and you alter ego stopping by.