Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Marriage


The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast
Table one lazy Sunday morning.

I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly,
I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?"
She asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry,
And I don't want some asshole using my stuff..."

She looked at me and said:
"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"


6 comments:

Opus #6 said...

LOL!

Opus #6 said...

Hey, those chip n duds are cute, fun-loving guys. Great pic!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie ... Good stuff huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Shot Opie, it's more fun when you are annoyed by Chip'n Dud.

Amusing Bunni said...

They were funny!
No, we don't like annoying chip n dud's
only cute ones.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, you and Opie have different tastes, so it's a balancing act to post Chip'n Dud.