The Worlds Shortest Books

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated  by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER  KATRINA

By  Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I  LOVE ABOUT BILL

By  Hillary Clinton 

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Sequel:

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill  Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

By  Osama Bin Laden 

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THINGS I  CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates 

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THINGS I  WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman  
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry 

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

By Dr. J.. Kevorkian 

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ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel 

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson 

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THE AMISH  PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton with introduction

By the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!

By Nancy  Pelosi