The Old Cow

Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven 

car when suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road and is hit

and the car comes to a stop.
 

Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 

"You get out and check - you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal 

is dead but it was old.

"You were driving; go and tell the farmer," says Nancy.

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, 

hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

"My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies: "When I got to the farmer's house, 

the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whiskey, his wife 

gave me a wonderful meal and the daughter made 

passionate love to me."

 "What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy.

"'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, 

I said to them: I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, 

and I just killed the old cow."