Redneck House Move

3 Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Question # 1:  
How much does a house weigh?
Question # 2:
How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???  

 

 

and
Question # 3
WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOME INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE ???
                   
         
Y'ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW, YA' HEAR!!!!!

This was sent to me by a third party, Amusing Bunni.

Hat tip to the originator : Jim MaMahon 

Being a retired telephone cable splicer

I've been involved in quite a few

house moves. I used to have to raise

the telephone cables so the houses

could pass underneath. I have never

seen anything like this though.