Old Pilots ...

Ya think you have lived to be 61 and know who you are, 

then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks 

and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, 

a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the pilot and asked, 

'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying 

biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in

WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, 

taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds,

so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day 

thinking about naked women. As soon as 

I get up in the morning, I think about 

naked women. When I shower, I think about 

naked women. When I watch TV, I think about 

naked women. It seems everything makes me think 

of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down 

on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 

'Are you a real pilot?'

 

He replied, 'I always thought I was, 

but I just found out  I'm a lesbian.