A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving North or South. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the holdup?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the holdup?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
5 comments:
Excuse me while I fetch my siphon hose...
I'll be right here waiting, innominatus.
Hee Hee! That was good, and it happened in Chicago even.
I love Chicago jokes!
Bunni and Opie, believe it or not, I got it as a Chicago joke. I knew it would be a Bunni favorite, but Opie you're just a bonus.
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