Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols..'
And So The Christmas Season Begins...
6 comments:
OK, I didn't see that on the horizon!
You got me laughing.....Shame on you, Odie.
This is too funny, at my expense no less.
Well, what if I said that can't be true?
What if I went commando or somethin?
Just sayin.....hee hee.
I'm so glad I have 3 hell-hole free days! And al whore is taking it in the pocketbook! Super news.
Glad you were amused Bunni
Yay for 3 days!
Good joke. ;-)
I'm back. It only took 7 1/2 hours. I left at 5:00 AM and hit home at 12:30.
Welcome back. I missed you. ;-)
Good one Opie ... Stay tuned for a special Walmart #5. It will preview a couple of page regulars.
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