Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip -
shopping, casinos, massages, facials.
Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.
Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine.
"Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night........... Yesterday evening I
was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?" I pulled his hands off to find all he
was wearing was his birthday suit. He took my hand and led me to our bedroom.
The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over............On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want."
So here I am.
shopping, casinos, massages, facials.
Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.
Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine.
"Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night........... Yesterday evening I
was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?" I pulled his hands off to find all he
was wearing was his birthday suit. He took my hand and led me to our bedroom.
The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over............On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want."
So here I am.
6 comments:
Good, I hope she leaves him there for a while, that will teach him to boss her around! (And surprisingly, I'm still single, Odie ;-)
The Single part I understand, Bunni. We guys fear for our lives.
Now his punishment should have been peanut butter head to toe with the dogs in the house.
I love it!!! She knows just the right way to leave her husband. What a freakin scmuck! I hope he laid there for days.
We could cover him with honey and invite a bear into the house? That would teach the dumbass a lesson.
You guys are harsh. I would just tie him up and take his wallet, hee hee.
Teresa, You're down right nasty ... great! I thought the dogs would keep him "busy" while she was gone. But bears and honey could do real damage. He could end up a soprano ???
Bunny ... Harsh ? Nah, but the wallet is a great idea.
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