Friday, February 26, 2010

1955 ...

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by 
a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young 
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant 
Major for conversation.

 "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. 
Is something bothering you?"

 "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

  The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

  "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

   The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 

"You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

 The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take 
this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

 "1955, ma'am."

 "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious.  You really need to chill out!

I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room 
where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

 Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

 The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch,
 "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."


Opus #6 said...

Great punch line. Ha!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, I shouldn't tell stories about myself.

Amusing Bunni said...

That was a funny one hee hee

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, what time is it ?

Amusing Bunni said...

Oh, 11:15 right now! ;-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

No Silly ... 2130

Ron Russell said...

Like your story, being an old fart myself. I've got a number of your side bar images on my Guns and Bikinis site. Linking to you there!