Monday, February 8, 2010


A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour
just stroking his pecker, something she seemed
to love to do.
Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 
'Why do you love doing that?'

She replied, 'Because I really miss mine.'


Amusing Bunni said...

Is this what obummer is going to do, after his "official" sex change operation, or something the lst wookie does to rahm every day. ha ha

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, Thank goodness I can't answer those questions. I can't see into their bedrooms.

innominatus said...

As I read this, I was finishing the last square of a Hershey's Special Dark. When I got the the punchline and laughed, the candy shot down my throat and I almost choked!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Innominatus, There are few things you just don't do. You've heard most I'm sure, but here's a reminder. Don't spit into the wind, don't pull on Superman's cap, Don't run around the pool, and don't you ever read Woodsterman Too with something in your mouth. I thought you were taught better than that.