A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
thePearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie- Clock. Everytime you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That'sMother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That'sAbraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's President Obamas clock?' asked the man.
Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
This is sort of an over flow for Woodsterman. This blog is meant to be silly and without purpose. Please don't come here if you want to spend endless time reading. You should be able to get through this blog with little more than a minute a day.Please check out the older posts.Most of the photos can be made larger by clicking on them.
And again this blog is not meant to offend, but it might.
The photo of "Woodsterman" epitomizes me ... "a patriotic dirty old man".
And, as tradition would have it, I don't like leaving the sidebar blank ... and it's wide enough for videos now too .... enjoy !
I was told that this site could intimidate the ladies with the half dressed girls on the sidebar. I'm trying to rectify that now ... so enjoy ladies. The post next to this is a great place to leave a comment.
Mr. President, now you can tell the world what you really think of MSNBC.
tingle this down your leg.
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