Saturday, November 21, 2009


THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. 

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. 

When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.  

It comes in various sizes:

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician. 

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you. 
Best regards,



innominatus said...

Almost too cool for words!!

Snarky Basterd said...

Us Army dudes can implant these suckers well, too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Very Cool innominatus

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

All services can Snarky.

Teresa said...

That is cool!! Almost makes me want to enlist just so I have the chance to use one of those bullets. Unfortunately, not possible.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, they're Patriot Micro Chips.

Amusing Bunni said...

Semper Fi!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

The Marines thank you, Bunni.