Thursday, November 12, 2009

Redneck House Move



3 Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Question # 1:
 

How much does a house weigh?
Question # 2:
How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???  




 
 


and
Question # 3

WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOME INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE ???
                   
         
Y'ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW, YA' HEAR!!!!!


This was sent to me by a third party, Amusing Bunni.
Hat tip to the originator : Jim MaMahon 


Being a retired telephone cable splicer
I've been involved in quite a few
house moves. I used to have to raise
the telephone cables so the houses
could pass underneath. I have never
seen anything like this though.


6 comments:

Opus #6 said...

GREAT post! Somehow, seeing someone else's bad day always makes my day seem better by comparison. ;=)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I know the feeling well, Opie.

innominatus said...

Just seal up all the cracks with caulking and wait for high water. Instant "redneck houseboat".

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

innominatus, I like that ... Should huh?

Amusing Bunni said...

I knew you would like this, Odie.
Jim McMahon always sends out the best emails!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thanks Bunni ...