Monday, February 22, 2010

12 Months Of Blonde Fever

Forget H1N1,  worry about Blonde  Fever


January  
Took new scarf back to store because it was  too tight. 

February  
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print  labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in  printer!!!


March
Got  really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.......
Box  said “ 2-4 years”!


April  
Trapped on escalator for hours ... 
Power  went out!!!


May
Tried  to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't  fit into those little packets!!! 


June
Tried  to  go water skiing.......
Couldn't find a lake with a  slope.  


July
Lost  breast stroke swimming competition.....
Learned later, the other  swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!


August
Got  locked out of my car in rain storm.....
Car swamped because  soft-top was open.


September    
The capital of California is   'C'.....isn't it???  

October
Hate  M & M's.....
They are so hard to peel.  


November    
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days   ...  
Instructions  said 1 hour per pound and  I weigh 108!! 


December   
Couldn't  call  911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on  the stupid  phone!!!

6 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

Did you interview some of the lying stupid skanks at my old gig? They weren't even blond ha ha

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Yup, That's where I got it, Bunni

Opus #6 said...

The gal who baked based on her own weight must have been quite a turkey.

Snarky Basterd said...

Some good stuff there, Odie, and, as you know, God loves blonde jokes, so we're both cool.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, I know her ... what a babe !

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Snarky, If you mean because we're both blond ... I am a blonde joke.