Saturday, February 6, 2010


A Texaco gas station in Edinburg, Texas, 
was trying to increase its sales, so the owner 
put up a sign saying, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up'.

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, 
and then asked for his free sex. The owner 
told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.  
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.  
The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 
'You were close. The number was 7.  Sorry, no sex this time.'

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, 
Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. 
Again he asked for his free sex.  
The proprietor again gave him the same story, 
and asked him to guess the correct number.  
The redneck guessed 2 this time.  
Again the proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.  
You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, 
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't 
really give away free sex. '  Bubba replied, 
'No it ain't, Billy Ray.  It ain't rigged ----- 
my wife won twice last week.'!


Amusing Bunni said...

Ha Ha, that's funny, laughing makes my ribs hurt, I haven't been feeling well the past few days.
Glad I can relax today.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, I didn't mean to hurt your ribs. You get well soon ... hear?

Opus #6 said...

Bunni, healing vibes, hon.

Funny joke!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

We both thank you Opie.

Snarky Basterd said...

Nice ... Bubba's a bright one, ain't he?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Snarky, would you like a franchise in my line of gas stations ?