Thursday, February 18, 2010

Getting Older Together ...

AFTER   BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL  LOOK AT MY WIFE  ONE  DAY  AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP   APARTMENT, A CHEAP  CAR,  SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED  A 10-INCH BLACK  AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT  TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT  WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD  GIRL.  

NOW   I HAVE A $500,000..00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR,  NICE BIG BED AND  PLASMA SCREEN  TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.   IT SEEMS TO ME THAT  YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF   THINGS."

MY   WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.  SHE TOLD ME TO  GO OUT  AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD  GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD  ONCE  AGAIN BE LIVING  IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP  CAR,  SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND  WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND  WHITE 


AREN'T   OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE 
YOUR  MID-LIFE  CRISIS

4 comments:

Opus #6 said...

I hear it's cheaper to keep her.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I heard the same thing from the same source, Opie.

Snarky Basterd said...

Makes perfect sense to me.

Teresa said...

It might even be less painful to keep her too.

You had me LMAO!