“What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya, that’s hot.” – Pink velor pants.
“Ya I like that.” – a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh, that sounds sexy.”
– and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya…wait…what?”
Let’s run through my rock star list…. Mullet? – check; big sunglasses? – check; heart shaped tattoo?
– u know I love my mom; Cut jean shorts? – are there any other type of shorts?; wife beater tied at
the midriff – check;….. He is an official ROCK STAR!
The tire’s not the only thing I need to change…