Monday, September 7, 2009

Redneck Fun - Part 2

Redneck Garden

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Did you hear that they have raised the
minimum drinking age for Rednecks
to 32 ??? It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo

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Two reasons why it's so hard

to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox

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Who invented the toothbrush?


A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out


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Did you hear about the $3
million Redneck Lottery ?

The winner gets $3.00 a
year for a million years.

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Tomorrow Part 3

2 comments:

Opus #6 said...

These jokes are funny!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

REMEMBER ... I'm here to make you laugh.