Wednesday, September 9, 2009

The Robot Bartender

A man walked into a very high-tech bar.
As he sat down on a stool he noticed
that the Bartender was a robot. The
robot clicked to attention and asked,
"Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied,
"A martini please." The robot clicked
a couple of times and mixed the best
martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is
your IQ?"The man answered "oh, about
164." The robot then proceeded to
discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-stellar space travel',
'the latest medical break throughs',
etc.......

The man was most impressed. He left the
bar but thought he would try a different
tact. He returned and took a seat.
Again the robot clicked and asked what
he would have? "A martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again
asked "what is your IQ, sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh about
100". So the robot started discussing
NASCAR racing, The latest basketball
scores, and what to expect the Dodgers
to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time.
So he left, returned and took a stool.
Again a martini, and The question,
"What is your IQ?"?? This time the
man drawled out "Uh..... Bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close
and very slowly asked.............

"A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-I-l-l
h-a-p-p-y w-I-t-h O-B-A-M-A?????"

1 comment:

Nickie Goomba said...

This is true. Soft heads vote Democrat.