Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Redneck Fun - Part 3



Redneck Weenie Roast


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A new Redneck law was
just recently passed

When a couple gets divorced,
they are STILL cousins..
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Redneck Wheelchair

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Did you hear that the Redneck

Governor's Mansion burned down?

'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole
trailer park.. The library was a total
loss too. Both books went poof . . .
up in flames and the Governor hadn't
even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)

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A State Trooper pulls over a
pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver,
'Got any I.D. ? ' . .

and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

That's all folks!

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