THE APPLE

A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon

a sign saying "Apples- $5.00 each." He thinks that that is

a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up. He goes

up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples

are 5 bucks each?" The farmer replies, "They are peanut

butter and jelly apples." The farmer hands him one and

says, "Here, try one." So the man takes a bite out of the

apple and says, "Peanut butter - that's great, but I

thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly

apples." The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The

man bites the other side and exclaims "son of a gun - jelly!"

The man says, "These apples are great - give me some."

He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the

road and then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each."

Again, he pulls over, goes to the farmer and says, "Hey,

what's up with these apples?" The farmer says, "They're

ham and cheese apples. Here, try one." The guy takes a

bit and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy then says,

"Let me guess - I have to turn it around." The farmer says

"You got it." The guy bites the other side and says, "Cheese."

Again the man says, "These apples are great - give me

some." Then he gets back in his car and drives down the

road. He comes upon a third sign that says "Apples - $50

each." The guy really wants to see what's up with these

apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the farmer and

says, "What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?"

The farmer tells him that "These apples are pussy apples.

Here, try one." The guy takes a bite out of it and says,

"Yuck! This apple tastes like shit."

The farmer says, "Turn it around!"