A Mexican, an Arab, and a Kansas girl are in the
same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with
the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks
no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out
his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we
have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the
same one twice either.'
The Kansas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it
on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Kansas we have so many
illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Kansas
same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with
the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks
no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out
his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we
have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the
same one twice either.'
The Kansas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it
on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Kansas we have so many
illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Kansas
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