Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Letter From The Boss:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself
to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that
our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have
to increase by about 10%

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to
the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off
sixty of our employees instead. This has really been
bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did.

I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama'
bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided
these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a
more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for
change, I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the Annual Company Picnic.

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