Thursday, July 23, 2009

A LITTLE THREE YEAR-OLD BOY IS SITTING ON

THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS

BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN

TO SEE WHAT’S UP.
THE LITTLE BOY IS

GRIPPING ON TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH

HIS LEFT HAND AND HITTING HIMSELF ON

TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.


HIS MOTHER SAYS: “BILLY, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR AWHILE.” BILLY SAYS:

“I’M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN’T GONE

‘DOODY’ YET.” MOTHER SAYS: “OK, YOU CAN STAY

THERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY

ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?”

BILLY SAYS: “WORKS FOR KETCHUP.”

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