A LITTLE THREE YEAR-OLD BOY IS SITTING ON
THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS
BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN
TO SEE WHAT’S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS
GRIPPING ON TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH
HIS LEFT HAND AND HITTING HIMSELF ON
TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS
BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN
TO SEE WHAT’S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS
GRIPPING ON TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH
HIS LEFT HAND AND HITTING HIMSELF ON
TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
HIS MOTHER SAYS: “BILLY, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR AWHILE.” BILLY SAYS:
“I’M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN’T GONE
‘DOODY’ YET.” MOTHER SAYS: “OK, YOU CAN STAY
THERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY
ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?”
BILLY SAYS: “WORKS FOR KETCHUP.”
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